ANALize This - XXX Garlic Hot Sauce. This sauce will have you by the pants. "It doesn't take a genius, but a chile head, to figure out what's wrong with your sphincter. Come on!  After chuggin' down a bottle of hot sauce (especially this one) what the heck do you expect your rectum to do! If you make it suffer, it's going to make you suffer. P.S. You won't have any butt hairs left for dingleberries to cling to." Great graphics on label.

No Calorie, No Fat, No Cholesterol, No Carb, No Sugar Ingredients: Habañero peppers, apple cider vinegar, fresh garlic, crushed tomatoes, Key lime juice, clam juice, Worcestershire, honey, carrots, fresh onions, ginger, cilantro and spices.