Jack & Bernies Bloody Mary Mix - "The true story of Jack & Bernie. Jack and Bernie have been best friends for thirty years, not counting the eight years they didn't speak to each other. One night years ago, they were arguing about which one of them made the best Bloody Mary. They argued about this for quite a while. Suddenly they had a startling thought: what if they made one together? So they spent the next six years perfecting Jack & Bernie's Bloody Mary Mix. Two of those years were spent arguing about the name. But the results are in this bottle today: the best Bloody Mary Mix in the world. And, by no coincidence, the thickest. Take a look. Take a taste. It's the only thing Jack & Bernie ever agreed on."
Directions: fill 10 or 12oz. glass with cubed ice. Add 3 parts Jack & Bernie's Bloody Mary Mix to one part vodka, gin, rum or tequila. Stir well. Garnish with stick of celery.