Monica I Voted Republican Hot Sauce - "The Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth! I fully endorse the use of this hot sauce... in fact it's better than mouthwash!"
Question of the day....
What do Monica and a vending machine have in common?
Answer: They both say..... "Insert Bill here"
Ingredients: Habanero peppers, carrots, onions, vinegar, garlic, lime juice and salt.
Weapons of Ass Destruction... I knew he had them! Silent but deadly! It is the mother of all bombs. Get yours today! On the front of the bottle is Saddam and he is aiming a fiery and smoky fart towards George Bush. George Bush is proclaiming "I knew he had them!"
No Fat, No Sugar Ingredients: Habanero peppers, vinegar, onion powder, garlic powder and salt.
Dave's Gourmet President Barack Obama Hot Sauce- Yes we can...determine if Hot Sauce sales can predict the outcome of an election! At the end of the election Barack Obama's sauce beat John McCain's 55% to 40% in sales. The almighty hot sauce has spoken!
Ingredients - Red Chiles, salt, garlic, onions.
D**khead - (Osama Bin Laden) - A Real Pain In The Ass Hot Sauce! A real pain in the ass. This hillarious hot sauce features America's number one enemy and what we think may be hiding underneath that turban.
No Carb, No Sugar, No Calorie, No Fat Ingredients: Jalapeno peppers, salt, vinegar & Oleoresin Cayenne.